Auntie Midori’s Pervertables Challenge

Midori, known for her wickedly clever and creative mind, is the MacGyver of pervdom. So we decided to put her to the test in the ultimate Pervertables Challenge! Like the "Iron Chef" of kink, she’ll face a box of mystery objects and be tasked with coming up with ingenious kinky ideas on the spot. Since she’ll have a willing sidekick with her, she might even try them out right in front of us!
Will she rise to the challenge? Will we leave with wild new ideas to incorporate into our own play? One thing’s for sure—this is going to be entertaining! What’s a “pervertable”? It’s turning an ordinary, everyday object—something definitely not designed as a kink tool—into a delightfully devious kink toy. Kitchen spatulas, clothespins, laundry ropes—just to name a few classics. Why play with pervertables? Because they’re fun, cheap, creative, surprising, and oh-so-practical! No fancy gear? Pervertables to the rescue! Found yourself in an unexpected play opportunity without toys at hand? Pervertables save the day! Traveling with just a carry-on and want to avoid awkward TSA conversations? You guessed it—pervertables!

Presented By:
Midori

Type of workshop: Demo, Participation Appreciated